Not a Morning Person Sweatshirt — Retro Doll Crewneck

For people who are awake but would prefer not to discuss it. A retro doll graphic wearing the exact expression most of us hold between the alarm going off and the first coffee landing.

The Design

A vintage-style doll portrait with a distinctly unimpressed morning look, printed large across the front. It is the most wearable design in the collection — funny enough to get a reaction, quiet enough to wear to brunch, the school run or a Sunday that started badly.

Fit, Sizes and Colors

Unisex crewneck, S through 5XL. Size down for a closer fit. Fifteen colors — the widest range we offer — including Sand, Ash, Charcoal, Dark Heather, Light Pink, Heliconia, Maroon, Navy, Orange, Purple, Safety Pink, Sport Grey, White, Gold and Indigo Blue.

Printed in the USA, Delivered in 4-10 Business Days

Printed to order in the United States after you buy it, then delivered within four to ten business days. The graphic is printed into the fabric rather than sitting on top — wash inside out in cold water and tumble dry low.

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