Retro Doll Face Sweatshirts, Printed to Order
Crewnecks built around one idea: a doll face doing something a doll face should not be doing. Bored, furious, on fire, or quietly unimpressed at seven in the morning. These are the sweatshirts people stop you about — printed to order in the United States, in unisex sizing that runs to 5XL.
The Graphic Designs
The retro funny meme crewneck is the one that started it — a vintage doll portrait with an expression somewhere between sweet and completely done. No caption, no explanation, the face does the work. Fourteen colors.
The morning mood crewneck is the most wearable of the set, and the one people buy for other people. A distinctly unimpressed early-morning look, in fifteen colors — the widest range on this page.
The Photo Prints
Two of these are photographs rather than illustrations, which makes them read completely differently.
The retro keyboard print is a doll sat at a beige computer, shot like it is 1999 and the internet has just been installed — warm cast, soft focus, full Y2K. Fourteen colors.
The subway print is a city commute under flat fluorescent light, with the grain of 80s and 90s film. It looks pulled out of a shoebox rather than designed. Eleven colors.
Because both are full-color photographs, they hold the most detail on the lighter colorways — Ash, Sand, Sport Grey and White — while Black and Navy make them read like a framed print.
Fit, Sizes and Colors
Every design here is a unisex crewneck sweatshirt, sized S to 5XL. Fits are unisex, so size down if you want it closer to the body, or stay true to size for the roomier look most people wear these with.
Color ranges run from eleven to fifteen shades depending on the design, covering Black, Navy, Maroon and Charcoal through Sand, Light Pink, Safety Pink, Heliconia and Military Green.
Printed in the USA, Shipped in 3-5 Days
Nothing here sits in a warehouse. Every crewneck is printed in the United States after you order it, then shipped within three to five days. If you are buying for a specific date, allow two weeks and you will be comfortable.
The graphics are printed into the fabric rather than sitting on top of it, so they survive real wear. Wash inside out in cold water and tumble dry low.
Frequently Asked Questions
Are these sweatshirts or t-shirts?
Sweatshirts — unisex crewnecks, every one on this page. If you want the same humor on a tee, see our meme t-shirts.
What sizes do you carry?
S to 5XL across the range, in a unisex cut. Size down for a closer fit.
How many colors are there?
Between eleven and fifteen per design. The morning mood crewneck has the widest range at fifteen; the subway photo print has eleven.
Will the print survive washing?
Yes. The design is printed into the fabric rather than layered on top. Wash inside out in cold water and tumble dry low.
Do these work as gifts?
They are among the easier gifts to get right, particularly the morning mood crewneck. Order about two weeks ahead of a specific date.
Can I order several for a group?
Yes, and there is no minimum. Order each size separately in the same design. For more than about fifteen, message us first so the run is printed together.
More From PeckWear
Want the same humor on a t-shirt? See our meme tees. Looking for a name or photo on a shirt instead? Try our custom t-shirts.
